The Great Adventure of Keefe

Part 1

1 day i got outa ma bed. mai clock sed it wus 7 o cloks am. i wus like,
"why i wake so erly?"
so i decided to go git some break fast. dere wus only serials, no milk, and i did not like it. i went outside for a night time jog.
the sky sudenly turnded blacks. i saw this man standin outside, astonished. so i was like,
"wtf is this u ruin my night time jog"
i punched him in da face, and thinks all will be good.
but it wus not.
DUN DUN DUN...!!!!!
i saw a great big red light coming frum da near cemetaries. so i was likem
"lets check it out sons"
i went dere, finding a big red pillar. i was like,
"ohs noes mon! it the apokalipts!"
sudenly, the graves were shaking. all of dem.
zombies apeared out of no where!
then!
i saw my great uncle george. i was like,
"george u back!"
george was like,
"lulululululuulululululul"
den george transmaformed into a zombie, a big 1!
a bajillion oder zombies apeared out of no wheres.
ohs noes mon!
quickly, wit my dinosore-like reflexes, i turn into da super saiyan!!
my hair turned yellow, my mussuls ripped, and my eyes turned green-blue!
i was so strong now.
or so i thought....

TO BE CONTINUED

-Keefe